baconbacon1254:

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

hahaha

Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands.
Ian Thomas, I Wrote This For You  (via barbieandken)

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